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ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

Cats love jazz

there it is

Panthers?

Black panthers are actually melanistic variants of leopards and jaguars! Black panthers in africa and asia are leopards, in the americas they’re jaguars! When people say ‘panther’ they are mostly referring to a type of leopard. 

the more spots the more chunky

holy crap

officialyoda:

people say millenials don’t do anything when we literally caught the zodiac killer twice…… ok

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hating-queerbaiting:

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arcadeigannon:

i’m literally so in love with him. if youre not a monk seal with an eel stuck in your nose do NOT talk to me

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acesirius:

i know everyone’s like ‘2018 has been so long! black panther came out this year!’ and stuff but the one that really shook me was that queer eye came out this year

like

the first season

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